is the eighth Silly Song and it's Mr. Lunt's first song from Madame Blueberry and is sung by Mr. Lunt.
Intro[]
(title card appears; it is the same as the original but without the music stand and Larry is wearing a raccoon hat and is caught in a bear trap; music starts playing on a banjo)
Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
(Larry is about to sing a song about him being stuck in a bear trap, with a cardboard nighttime park background)
Archibald: (O.S.) Just a moment! Wait, stop talking! (music stops, and Archibald Asparagus shows up with a piece of paper) Excuse me, I have an announcement! (clears throat, and reads out the paper) "Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all-around propriety." Thank you. (puts down the paper and dashes off)
(Larry looks confused)
Larry: So what are you saying?
Archibald: (O.s) I'm saying (onscreen) Silly Songs is canceled until further notice. (walks away)
Larry: (looks behind on the bear trap) Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?
Archibald: (O.S.) I'm sure you'll figure something out.
(pea worker shows up and pulls out the new title card; it shows Mr. Lunt without his hat in a purple and red robe and dark hair; the background is pink with the title "Love Songs with Mr. Lunt")
Announcer: (clears throat) And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.
(another pea worker pushes the title card away; the evening background is kept, but this time at a fast food restaurant called "Burger Bell"; Jerry's car stops at the drive-thru and Mr. Lunt starts the song)
Lyrics[]
Mr. Lunt: He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger...
And I might like a milkshake as well..."
She said to him, "I can't give you either."
And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said, "Yes it is but we're closed now, but we open tomorrow at ten."
He said, "I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then."
'Cause you're his cheeseburger!
His yummy cheeseburger!
He'll wait for you.
Yeah! He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger!
His tasty cheeseburger.
He'll wait for you.
Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise.
He may have dozed off once or twice.
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's –
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch.
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry.
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!
Cause you're his cheeseburger!
His precious cheeseburger!
Be back for you! He'll be back for you!
Won't be so long cheeseburger!
Oh lovely cheeseburger!
Be back for you!
Oh, he'll be back for you.
Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart!
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you two apart!
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees,
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt.
And he would wash it off for you!
Wipe it off for you!
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you...
You are his cheeseburger.
Archibald: (O.S) I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Connecticut! (as he says this, the title card gets pushed back onto the screen)
Announcer: This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt. Tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say...
Mr. Lunt: I grew up in New Jersey.