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Mr. Asparagus: Tree! Cabin! LarryBoy.

Larry-Boy: Hi guys. What's up.

Bob: Well, nobody got hurt. Aah, hey. I need that.

Mother Porcupine: Sorry.

Bob: Well, nobody got hurt.

Cameraman: Ah!

Mother Porcupine: Sorry.

Bob: Well, nobody got hurt. Aah! Somebody, help me.

Mother Porcupine: All right, one more time.

Laura: I lost my ticket.

Junior: You haven't been teasing me for what it wouldn't be in this mess, Laura.

(they both start cracking up and giggling)

Junior: Tell me, I'm a mean boy! I'm a mean boy. Bad, Laura, bad. She's so bad, bad, bad.

Junior: Who are you?

Pa: Who? Us?

Junior: Yeah.

Pa: Oh, we are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Mr. Lunt: Oh you know that's right.

Larry: Nothin'.

Mr. Lunt: Zilch.

Larry: Uh... nothin'.

Mr. Lunt: You already said nothing.

Larry: I didn't say nothin'.

Mr. Lunt: Yes you did. Nothing, zilch, nada. Nothing, zilch, nada.

Larry: Oh yeah. Zilch.

Mr. Lunt: No. I say zilch. You say, nada.

Larry: What about nothin'?

Mr. Lunt: Yes.

Pa: Oh, we are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Mr. Lunt: Oh you know that's right.

Larry: Nothin'.

Mr. Lunt: Zilch.

Larry: Zilch.

Mr. Lunt: Nada. Na-DAAAAA!

Larry: Nada. Right. Got it.

Pa: Oh, we are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Mr. Lunt: Oh you know that's right.

Larry: Nothin'.

Mr. Lunt: Zilch.

Larry: Noodle! Nada! Nada!

Tape (from bag): You are so vain, I bet you think this movie's about you. Don't you?

Jonah: What?

(Tape (from bag) repeating "don't you?")

Jonah: (Laughs) Good one, boys. thank you, yes. very funny.

Tape (from bag): Knock knock. Knock knock.

Jonah: Uh, Who's there?

Tape (from bag): Big goofy asparagus in a turban.

Jonah: Big goofy aspa... oh. Ha ha, very funny! you crack me up.

Jonah (cont'd) Mr. Twisty?! Who's there? Show yourself!

Khalil (from bag): Come on! come one! come on! Ah, it won't open! AH it won't open! get me out of here!

Jonah: Help?! We may need some help over here! uh, Try using your teeth! uh, Breath through the burlap! it's a loose knit!

Bob: Oh...

Mr. Asparagus: ...Dear.

All: Aaah!!!!

Bob: Okay, Kids. rest up.

Mr. Asparagus: Has anybody scene my teeth?

Bob: Bad underwear.

Mr. Asparagus: Grandma, I sure do love your pie.

Bob: Was this the road to temporary?

Mr. Asparagus: Here kitty kitty kitty kitty, here kitty.

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