Lance the Turtle is the Silly Song from Gideon: Tuba Warrior and is sung by Bob the Tomato along with the Wiggly Turtle Toobies, Jean Claude Pea and Phillipe Pea. With Larry absent, the French Peas force Bob to stand in with a replacement segment, "Ukulele Karaoke with Bob". Confused and completely unprepared, Bob sings the lyrics to his backup singers, "The Wiggly Turtle Toobies" (a trio of peas perched on turtle-shaped cut-outs). Just as Bob is starting to enjoy the song, he accidentally shreds his script through a fan, forcing the Peas to hastily tape the script back together - thus creating completely nonsensical lyrics.
Announcer: And now it's time for 'Ukulele Karaoke with Bob, the part of the show where Bob comes out and sings an 'ukulele karaoke.
Mike Nawrocki as Jean Claude Pea
Kurt Heinecke, Brian K. Roberts and Phil Vischer as Wiggly Turtle Toobies
- This is technically the 15th Silly Song to be written by Mike Nawrocki, however it was mostly written by Tim Hodge & Kurt Heinecke with Mike making minor contributations such coming up with the Wiggly Turtle Toobies.
- This Silly Song was used to promote Gideon: Tuba Warrior when it was played in Chuck E. Cheese's where was a part of the January 2007 Show which played from January through March of 2007.
- This Silly Song was originally set to appear on Larry-Boy and the Bad Apple, but was postponed for Gideon: Tuba Warrior when Rock On, Larry-Boy! was conceived.
- The Wiggly Turtle Toobies is a parody of The Wiggles