Bob: Ahh! What did you do?
Larry: Don't worry, Bob. This paint is specially formulated for tile.
Bob: Actually, now I'm more worried. Why did you paint the tile green?
Larry: Well, two reasons. Reason #1: Green is my favorite color. Reason #2: The tile is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Bob: That's 'grass'.
Larry: Work with me, Bob. Grass don't grow in the kitchen.
Bob: Grass doesn't grow in the kitchen.
Larry: Yep, and that's why I used paint.
Bob: Paint, grass, astroturf? I'm confused.
Larry: I was just talking with Madison before the show.
Larry: Yeah, over here.
QWERTY: Madison Scott from Ogalella Nabreska.
Madison: Dear Bob and Larry. My friend Taylor has everything, it isn't fair. Why can't I have it? she has? Your friend, Madison.
Larry: That's a good one.
Bob: It sure it, we have a...
Larry: Shhh! I'm using an anomally, she'll figure it out.
Bob: You mean "analogy", and nobody's gonna figure that out.
Bob: When you say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. You're saying you'd rather have something from what you already have.
Larry: That's what I say.
Bob: [sigh], I'll tell you what. I have the perfect story for Madison that might just answer her question. While she watches, I'll help you mop up the countertop before the paint dries.
Larry: Did I mention it was formulated for an instant drying.
Bob: Oh man. Roll film.
Princess and the Popstar
Vanna: My dinner's one huge chocolate bar. Diamonds and jet planes, I'm a star. Yeah, I'm living the sweet life, but that's not everything. No, no. From Tulsa to Tuledo, I'm a popstar hero. I can get whatever I ask for what it never. Brings me what I really want. It's not everything.
Princess: You won't see ME there.
Paprika: This is our house, too.
Princess: Forget it. You only thing that's really mine is! Pepper!
Pepper: (sadly) Just pretending.?
Mr. Poppysed: God made Vanna to be Vanna and he made you to be you.
Princess: What are we planting today?
Mrs. Banana: 30 minutes before we leave for the video shoot, sweetheart.
Mrs. Banana: Why aren't you dressed yet?
Mrs. Banana: What on EARTH is the matter?
Mrs. Banana: Leetle peas on ze prairie.
Vanna: The little girl. She plays with her sisters, and they are hugs, and skipping through a meadow. [sobbing] And a HOOOOORSIE!
Pa Grape: Thank you Lord for this food.
Mrs. Banana: Enough ez enough, Vanna. You got to pull yourself togezzer and get dressed for the video shoot. Entourage?
Entourage #1: Let's make you beautiful.
Entourage #2: Brush brush brush brush brush.
Vanna: But they aren't lonely.
Mrs. Banana: How can you be lonely. The last birthday parties there were 2000 fans.
Mrs. Banana: I know how to cheer you up. Entourage?